Tag Archives: life

My site, she’s moved!

In case you haven’t noticed, my blog’s a mite dusty as of late. That’s because I’ve moved the thing back to Jessture.com. All new posts / content shall forthwith be appearing there. Update them bookmarks accordingly. 😉

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The Throes of Adulthood

(Via Phil.) “How precious was that while.” —Piers Anthony

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I thought there’d be pizza…

(Via Dude Perfect.) I tend to think a lot about life, the universe and everything, and how it all might’ve worked out differently. Not that I’m complaining in the least, but, well…I thought I’d be taller. I thought I’d have … Continue reading

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Retro Flask

(Via Ink Whiskey.) For the drunken inner child in us all: A company called Ink Whiskey has filled a much-needed niche by creating a line of novelty NES game cartridges that are in fact flasks. There was even a successful … Continue reading

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Go Do Something

(Via The Body Department.) Do something you’ve been putting off, whether it’s jogging around the block, doing a few sets with those nearly-forgotten weights under your bed, dancing in the rain, singing in the shower, acting in a play, or … Continue reading

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Grasshopper and Grandmaster

Master: Sit. Grasshopper: Where? Master: There. Grasshopper: I don’t see a chair. Master: Chair is there if you believe it is there. Grasshopper sits, falls through thin air. Master (chuckling): You did not believe chair was there.

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The REAL Secret to Writing a Bestseller

(Via Bestseller Labs.) The real secret to writing a bestseller: there is no secret. Write. Submit. Re-write. Submit. Write some more. Submit. Sleep with an influential editor. Write about it. Submit. Settle out of court. Re-write about it. And so … Continue reading

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Rock beats scissors, of course

Ernie: As humans, we laud our own superiority as the dominant species on the planet, we point out how civilized we are, how much more advanced we are than the animals and insects. But in matters of war we revert … Continue reading

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Lost May

Lost: the month of May. If found, please return to…

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Channel 3

(Via Amanda Blain.) I too grew up in an era when… …the only way to properly front-load an NES game was to stuff several slices of Wonder Bread between the cartridge and the upper cabinet. …you had to flip the … Continue reading

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