Category Archives: Fiction

Animatronic Ventriloquism

I don’t have much time for writing these days, but when I do, I like to check in on the comings and goings of Theo and the boys. Ie, a new SuperMegaNet episode has been posted over at the Bermuda … Continue reading

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Two-Sentence Horror Stories

(Via Just Something.) I wrote a two-sentence horror story once: My cell phone rang in the middle of the night.It had been broken for over a year.

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In Ernie’s Time of Dying

I’m still lagging this month, but have nevertheless managed to squeeze out a new SuperMegaNet episode despite tax season, the time change, and the heady pleasures of book formatting. Obligatory excerpt: Putting Mini in my pocket, I ascend the final … Continue reading

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Honkey Kong

Recycled / pasted together from various Facebook status updates and craftily passed off as my own original work, SuperMegaNet ep. 7.2, “Honkey Kong,” is now live over at that place where all the dead sea lions washed up. Obligatory excerpt: … Continue reading

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Lost Bytes

I’m not going to pretend it hasn’t been forever since my last SuperMegaNet post. I’m not even going to post a list of boring, I-was-too-busy-earning-my-daily-bread excuses (and there are plenty). What I will do is announce the releasing of episode … Continue reading

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The Pixel Monster

From the Stranger Things Have Happened department, a new episode of that ridiculous webserial you’ve never heard of has been posted by way of electrified hypertext. Obligatory excerpt: I glance at my phone. My SuperMegaNet buddy list is empty. In … Continue reading

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No Copies Allowed

Looks like another SuperMegaNet episode is out. In Otto’s own words, “You think you get them all, but you forget about the eggs.” And so forth. Obligatory excerpt: Okay, so, if a plush manifestation of your spunk gets hit by … Continue reading

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Puppet Wang

Oh, that’s right: I posted a new SuperMegaNet episode late last month. How silly of me not to mention it here…unless that was my devious plan all along. Obligatory excerpt: “Take some pictures of your dick before we upload.” I … Continue reading

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The Appening

New SuperMegaNet posted over on the mossy side of the Web. Obligatory excerpt: Jan’s the quiet, disinterested type, the guy who stands nondescript at the edge of a crowd gathered around a seizing shopping mall Santa. He’s not shy or … Continue reading

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Bedroom Apocalypse

For reasons that are quite possibly beyond human understanding, the world as we know it did not come to an end in 2012—which means that it, much like the ragged, sleepwalking corpse that is SuperMegaNet, shall continue to lurch onward … Continue reading

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