Due to recent budget cuts…

Due to recent budget cuts, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.

Due to recent budget cuts…

  • The silver lining has been replaced with pewter.
  • “Someday” has been postponed until further notice.
  • Wishing upon a star will be limited to 1 wish per household.
  • The best things in life are now available for a small fee.
  • We ask that you refrain from “hanging in there” until such time as repairs can be made.
  • We’ve run out of sweet to go with the sour.
  • The concepts of “fun” and “originality” have been banned from Hollywood until such time as they can be made more cost-effective.
  • We request that couples make love using power-saving mode only.
  • Non-subscribers will no longer be eligible to receive a free blessing with their disguise.
  • We’ve been forced to increase our rates to a dollar a dozen.
  • The full monty has been reduced to a three-quarters monty.

Act accordingly.

Ernie does not approve of economic babel


About jesse

Book designer and formatter based in southern California. Supreme overlord of the SuperMegaNet pseudoverse.
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One Response to Due to recent budget cuts…

  1. Ju says:

    Reblogged this on inlovewithscones.

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