So, it’s Don’t Be a Dick Day. That means I’m to sit in the corner all afternoon and think about what I’ve done. Namely all the blog entries I stole from teenage girls in order to compile Heroes’ Day. And how The Oatmeal Man was really a million-dollar-plus Paramount production before we fucked up in accounting and ended up owing a hundred grand. Because we were dicks.
Happy Don’t Be a Dick Day, and happy birthday, WHEEEATON!!!